Oh, No.............ah! eh

Here's another update for you to enjoy and a movie review as well.

First, I had an appointment with the surgeon and I am scheduled for knee surgery at the end of May!
Second, I almost died Thursday night watching the Cats game vs. SDSU. Despite not being a sports fan Derek still loves me. We will see if he makes it through the next two weeks.
Third, report cards got finished just in time and I am ready for the last quarter to fly by.

Finally, LAST NIGHT. Morgan and Char Char Binks were in town for some paramedic class stuff with Spencer. We hung out, went and got fried cheese curds at Culver's and Eegees for dinner. They peace-d out so they could get home and sleep (apparently our friend Chuck has been doing that pretty well). When they left, we were at Derek's and his roommate and some friends were heading to go see the movie Noah. Give it up for me not even knowing that such a movie existed. We hung around his place a little longer and then decided we would join them. Being a typical Maroney woman I was going to fall asleep no matter where we were or what we did so we went ahead.

If you want to know the details of the movie read this. No joke that is what happened, he is not exaggerating. If you don't want to read it just know that the movie was straight up CRAZY. Who knew transformer type rock people aliens protected Adam and Eve when they left the garden. Not me because I fell asleep immediately and missed that part. I'm not quite sure when I woke up, probably about a quarter of the way through, maybe later on (the movie is SOOOO long). This is where it gets good. Derek handed me a bottle of water before we went in and it was just one of those run of the mill delicious but flimsy kinds. When I woke up I was parched so I unscrewed the cap. Then in my sleepiness knocked it out of the cup holder, I went to grab it but  in it's flimsiness my attempt effectively squirted all the water onto my crotch, right thigh, and seat. It was not subtle and we all laughed at the time. Haha, a story about Noah and I am covered in water. They however didn't realize how wet my pants were, or how much water spilled, despite me saying "and my pant's are wet" over and over again throughout the movie. The movie went on for 2 more hours.

That being said I was more comfortable sitting with drenched jeans, in a slightly chilly movie theater, for two more hours, while my skin chaffed from the wet fabric, than the rest of the crew I watched with. I was focused on my clothing issue, they had to actually watch the movie completely focused, with nothing to distract them from it's awful-ness.  

Don't go watch it, and if you do bring a water bottle. Or buy a soda, the stickiness when it spills might give added discomfort. Or maybe some chocolate milk, the movie is so long by the end you could smell like rotten dairy.

I actually really enjoyed my evening because I was able to recognize the comedy of it all as it happened. That and I got to spend time with my favorite people.